Comments on: Mshairi’s Monday Meme

By: Memoire

Memoire — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 18:29:55 +0000

Aah apana I think that the kahawa in Kenyan shops can vary (from the one exported) like the Kenyan coffee I buy here is rated 3 (strong) whereas other kahawas are 1/2. Otherwise ongeza extra if brewing fresh (woi I’m getting overexcited I dont nunua any other country’s kahawa)

By: ciru

ciru — Thu, 31 Mar 2005 11:58:13 +0000

@Kui – I agree kabisa about our kahawa, Kenya (& I think all of Africa) only produces blended coffee.

By: Kaki

Kaki — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:18:58 +0000

If you were walking down the street and you met yourself, what would be the first thing you would say?
Dayum girl, you fine!

2. If you were ruler of the world for one day, what are the three things you would change get rid of?
Make myself ruler forever hahaha! *the evil laugh!*
OK, seriously…
~ Make Djimon Hounsou my love slave.
~ End the careers of JLo, Brittany Spears, PDiddy, Ashley Simpson.
~ OK, now really seriously…End poverty and disease, definitely hang all racists.

3. Excluding people in the blogsphere, how many people in your life know you blog?
Slowly telling.

4. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?
Kenya: Miss it too much.

5. Who would you take on this adventure?
My family and friends abroad so we can have a major get together.

6. What is the best way to eat a mango?
Like it is the last one you will eat. By the time you are through, you should have a clean seed and be pulling those strings from your teeth a week later.

7. What is your motto?
I actually have two.
~ Do unto others…..that one.
~ Never think you know until you walk a mile is the other person’s shoes.

8. List one rhetorical question you wish you knew the answer to:
What is the world coming to?

By: Memoire

Memoire — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 14:19:15 +0000

Ditto on the decaff coffee, I’ve never tasted the stuff but half the point of drinking coffee is to keep awake!! ps Kenyan coffee is the best in the whole world!!

Mama JunkYard Says: My sentiments exactly!! Lakini I have to confess…as patriotic as I am..I find Kenyan coffee a bit weak.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 13:23:19 +0000

Get rid of non-smoking bars?

Mama JunkYard Says: Yes Jerry. Drinking and smoking go hand in hand.

By: ciru

ciru — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 09:57:31 +0000

If you were walking down the street and you met yourself, what would be the first thing you would say?

“No you did NOT were those shoes with that outfit!”

2. If you were ruler of the world for one day, what are the three things you would change / get rid of?

-cockroaches (be gone!)
-flies (extinctified!)
-men (change, not get rid of)

3. Excluding people in the blogsphere, how many people in your life know you blog?

WTF is a ‘BLOG’? Is that what you pull out of yer nose when you…

4. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?

a remote pleasure island. Why? You have to ask???

5. Who would you take on this adventure?

one of the men I will have changed, of course

6. What is the best way to eat a mango?

-Wash your hands and the mango
-Cradle mango gently in one hand broadside up
-carefully slice off flesh from one side with a sharp knife
-set remaining part down and hold fleshy slice with fingertips
-cut flesh into squares approx 1cm cubed
- invert the skin so that fleshy cubes stick out yearningly towards your mouth
-Delicately take each cube into your mouth and bite off its succulent juiciness
-repeat until all of its gone. Do NOT eat the skin (God knows who touched it last)
-pick up remaining mango and repeat process with the other fleshy side
-repeat process with remaining thinner sides of the mango
-shave off any remainng flesh with a knife being careful not to get any juice on your hands or clothes
-Discard the skin and the seed
-Do not attempt to eat the remaining flesh left on the seed – its bitter!

7. What is your motto?

Do it yourself, if you want it done right

8. List one rhetorical question you wish you knew the answer to:

“is there a Dog?” asked during a seminar for Dyslexics. I really had to think hard about that one…

Mama JunkYard Says: LMAO…..girl you need to get a blog! I shall email you all the details. I love your answers.

By: nicholasgichu

nicholasgichu — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 08:19:48 +0000

4. u could either bite or peel off the skin and make like ur eating 2 fruits. the skin and the flesh

10. i hear you heck lick all teh way to your elbows if thats what it takes!!!!

12.use nails or any pincer like device to pull off the srings lodged in between your teeth

13.Go at the mango again…especially if ur the chilli person…dab some more and you’d be surprised that there is still more where that came from

Mama JunkYard Says: I once tried mango with chili…it is an odd combination and what happened to using toothpicks?

By: KymmBr

KymmBr — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 23:19:10 +0000

…as close as it gets. am not too sure about licking my fingaz after the mango bizness but wait…..somebody ever though how a mango seed would taste?
ask me coz i did it in when i ws 5…my teeth were such strong and i ws such a dumbass.

Mama JunkYard Says: I once cut into a mango seed…it is so ugly and scary looking. Hard to imagine that something so lovely can grow out of something so yucky

By: Margaret in Germany

Margaret in Germany — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 17:25:36 +0000

Yep, I’m mango-less.

Mama JunkYard Says When you come to England I shall change all that. Mshairi and I even spoke about delivering mangoes to you in Germany

By: mshairi

mshairi — Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:25:01 +0000

I will do it, MJY, especially now while seeking a ‘map’

Hah, Margaret in Germany, you have never eaten a mango! I want to tell you eating a mango is close to nirvana but think this is way OTT. But it comes close