Prior to the start of the Iraq war, the United States issued Saddam with a series of ultimatums. The US went so far as to state that should Saddam fail to act before a specific date and time war would be imminent.
At the time I remember thinking that if someone declared war on me and provided me with the same information that the US gave Saddam, I would use it to my advantage. If for instance my enemy gave me 24 hours to surrender I would wait patiently until the 23rd hour and launch a full attack on my unsuspecting enemy.
That was all just a passing thought; after all, I never imagined anyone would declare war on me, until now.
It has come to my attention that Nick, or according to his full rank and title, Private Fatty Fatty Boom Boom has declared war on two people, I, being one of them. He has already launched an attack on person number one and apparently I am next.
I shall not wait for him to launch his attackâ€¦I am going in firstâ€¦
[Commence Land of Hope and Glory]
I shall go on to the end. I shall fight in our blogs, I shall fight in the main posts and in the comments, I shall fight with BLOCK CAPITALS and angry smilies everywhere , I shall defend my blog, whatever the cost may be I shall never surrender.
[Instrumental â€“ this would be a good time to read the original speech]
So there you have it Chubby,
[in Dubya accent]â€¦
â€œMama Jayâ€™s goâ€™n whoop yer bahinâ€™â€¦
â€¦..now watch this driveâ€?