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Below is the transcript of a real conversation I had last night with a friend of a friend:
Him:Are you Kenyan? Me: Yes! How did you guess? Him:Because you speak like an Indian.
Indeed!
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LOL! I have had a few of those:
Stranger: Hey are you kenyan?
Me: yeah. How did you know?
Stranger: You have one of those Tyra Banks”s forehead
ME: Gee, i don’t know where to say thank you or slap you.
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LOL……..aki now that is a low blow!
Have you recovered? Scratch that question…….most of us never will!
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hahahahahaahahahahahaah
i guess vu wa not amused! only? does ur cousin sister and onty’s speak the same?
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Ati what? They should go and meet your hubby, that should change their mind instantly!!!!
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haha!! iv heard that one before!! what is that about???
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like an Indian huh! that is a first..never heard that before.
And what is the story with foreheads? heard it enough times in the west. what are people supposed to have in place of the forehead? a third ear maybe
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say vhat?
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lol have bee accused of having an accent sometimes a west african accent that is very annoying….
pole lakini
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How did the conversation end eventually? I am curious – knowing you…
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Sadly most kenyan Mama’s have “five”heads hence the forehead comments.
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Conversation on a Dublin street:
Paddy: Sorry, could you tell me what time is it now?
Wn: It’s just gone past half four.
Paddy: Thanks a million! You speak good english-where do you come from, originally?
Wn: Kenya
Paddy: Oh Kenya, Did you learn to speak your english in Ireland?
Wn: No I’ve been speaking english since I was knee high to a bullfrog!
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kelitu says
LOL! I have had a few of those:
Stranger: Hey are you kenyan?
Me: yeah. How did you know?
Stranger: You have one of those Tyra Banks”s forehead
ME: Gee, i don’t know where to say thank you or slap you.
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Mocha! says
LOL……..aki now that is a low blow!
Have you recovered? Scratch that question…….most of us never will!
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Nick says
hahahahahaahahahahahaah
i guess vu wa not amused! only? does ur cousin sister and onty’s speak the same?
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uaridi says
Ati what? They should go and meet your hubby, that should change their mind instantly!!!!
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kipepeo says
haha!! iv heard that one before!! what is that about???
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AK says
like an Indian huh! that is a first..never heard that before.
And what is the story with foreheads? heard it enough times in the west. what are people supposed to have in place of the forehead? a third ear maybe
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Mama Mia says
say vhat?
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Gish says
lol have bee accused of having an accent sometimes a west african accent that is very annoying….
pole lakini
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mshairi says
How did the conversation end eventually? I am curious – knowing you…
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Anon says
Sadly most kenyan Mama’s have “five”heads hence the forehead comments.
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wn says
Conversation on a Dublin street:
Paddy: Sorry, could you tell me what time is it now?
Wn: It’s just gone past half four.
Paddy: Thanks a million! You speak good english-where do you come from, originally?
Wn: Kenya
Paddy: Oh Kenya, Did you learn to speak your english in Ireland?
Wn: No I’ve been speaking english since I was knee high to a bullfrog!