When I have nothing to blog about I can always rely on the result of some online personality quiz or a list of random facts about me to fill up my blog. Today I have settled for random facts.<\/p>\n

1. I am writing this at 2.20 am
\n2. Whitney Houston is on the TV
\n3. I often tell people that she is my aunt
\n4. Most people don’t believe me
\n5. A few gullible people do
\n6. I take advantage of their gullibilty
\n7. I tell them that our family disapprove of Bobby Brown
\n8. That since they got married we’ve distanced ourselves from her
\n9. Actually I haven’t told this to anyone since University
\n10. That’s where Mich and I met.
\n11. Yesterday was our 7 year anniversary
\n12. We only remembered towards the end of the day
\n13. Before Mich, I briefly<\/b><\/i> dated a man with a gold tooth
\n14. He also used to roll up one trouser leg
\n15. And he had a ‘street’ name
\n16. He met my sister and best friend
\n17. By accident
\n18. I tried to hide him from everyone
\n19. He also smoked weed 3 times a day
\n20. Which reminds me of the Musical Youth song Pass The Ducthie<\/a>
\n21. I was about five when I first heard the song
\n22. I had no idea what the dutchie <\/i><\/b> was
\n23. My aunt told me it was a sauce-pan
\n24. She said they were passing it ‘paan de lef haan side’ so the food wouldn’t burn.
\n25. I believed her
\n26. I also believed Wombles<\/a> were real animals
\n27. Until I suggested a trip to Wimbledon Common
\n28. I was 18 years old at the time
\n29. And at 6th Form School
\n30. There were only 5 girls at my 6th Form School
\n31. We formed a music group
\n32. It was the first time I had ever really sung
\n33. It was also the first time I mentioned ‘Aunty Whitney’ to anyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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