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<\/p>\nWhat of our postman, who for years has always known me as Ms. W Kihoro? I am almost certain that as he shoved the A4 envelope through the letterbox he muttered to himself, ‘There goes the neighbourhood!’<\/strong><\/em> How will I ever face him again? <\/p>\n But hey, the loss of social standing in the real world is nothing when compared to what I have gained as a result of being the second recipient of Guess’ Mailbox Meme<\/a>.<\/p>\n Taking into account the choice of card, armed with handwriting analysis and knowledge of her<\/a> deepest darkest secret I can tell you exactly<\/em> <\/strong>what the child she was thinks of the adult she has become. <\/p>\n As for my dear friend, we have called you Godfather in jest but the use of bold red ink, lower case mixed wItH UppEr case and the contents of that<\/strong> <\/em>secret leave me no choice but to hail you as the one true Don and say Omerta<\/a>!<\/p>\n Noting that Guess wrote in black and The Don wrote in red I have opted to share my secret in Green and to give the card a little flavour of Bendera Yetu Ya Kenya<\/em> <\/strong>(trans. our flag of Kenya<\/em>).<\/p>\n A cautionary message to whosoever receives this card, it contains information that many would kill to possess and many more would kill to protect. Dan Brown<\/a> and his Code<\/a> ain’t got nothing on this. Are you brave enough to take part in the KBW<\/a> Kwess Konspiracy? (Ngai..ati KKK!!)<\/p>\n oh…and Mr Acrobat – didn’t you receive Nick’s<\/a> memo? It is Sir MJY <\/strong>to you….Next time Sema Afande!<\/em><\/p>\n ——— You’ve got to wonder what sort of somersaults the Mentalist’s brain was performing as he addressed this envelope. What of our postman, who for years has always known me as Ms. W Kihoro? I am almost certain that as he shoved the A4 envelope through the letterbox he muttered to himself, ‘There goes the neighbourhood!’ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,20,19,48,13],"tags":[93,90,30,92],"class_list":{"0":"post-282","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-africa","7":"category-kbw","8":"category-kenya","9":"category-kul","10":"category-meme","11":"tag-kbw","12":"tag-kenya","13":"tag-kenyaunlimited","14":"tag-meme","15":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Y7Vr-4y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":379,"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions\/379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/beginsathome.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/04\/whitedots.JPG\" "\\"\\"")
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