NOTE<\/b> This is 100% Kenyan humour and can not be translated. My brother’s friend sent it to him and because I am not in a creative mood today I shall just cut and paste.
\n—————————————————————<\/p>\n

Stevie Wonder is playing a gig in Nairobi. <\/p>\n

He’s just finished playing his Seventies classic “Sir Duke” .The crowd is still going wild when a young Kikuyu man at the front says, <\/p>\n

“Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord, you play a jazz chord!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So Stevie plays an F# minor on his keyboard and goes off on a jazz riff. The Kikuyu man says, <\/p>\n

“No Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So Stevie tries an A and off he goes with the band on this amazing improvised moment. When he’s finished, the lad says, <\/p>\n

“No Stevie, a jazz chord, a jazz chord!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

By now old Stevie is a little confused. <\/p>\n

“What do you mean, play a jazz chord? I’ve just done 2 for you..?” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

he says to the fan.<\/p>\n

“But it best song of Stevie Wonder! It velly famous!” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

comes the reply<\/p>\n

“Ok, well how does it go then?”, <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

enquires the musical genius<\/p>\n

The Young Kikuyu man clears his throat and starts to sing:
\n<\/p>\n

“A jazz chord…………..to say, I ruv you…”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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