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I’m A Sheep..

Sat 26th March 2005 MamaJunkYard

The following people have been brave enough to share aspects of their lives: (in the order I have read them) Margaret in Germany, Xquizzyt1, Brutha Coded, Guess, Ms K, Mshairi, Bubudiu(?) and Nick.

I really enjoyed their lists. I have debated whether to do one. What will I say. What if I say nothing at all? What if I offend someone? Embrass someone? Bore someone? I won’t know if I don’t try and no matter what I shall make sure I have fun doing the list. So…
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1. Here I am doing 100 things about me
2. And I am
3. Petrified
4. Pissing my pants
5. You never know who is reading
6. Eavesdropping
7. And I worry I may say too much
8. Sod that
9. Time to begin
10. Each time I have started this
11. Random memories enter my mind
12. Take my 11th birthday
13. On my way to school
14. Accident victim
15. Laying on the road
16. Lifeless
17. My first thought?
18. You did not just die on MY day?!?
19. Fast forward, exactly 10 years on.
20. Another accident victim
21. My first thought?
22. I refer you to #18,
23. Likelihood of it happening on my 31st?
24. You never know eh?
25. At age 10
26. Nearly got mauled by
27. Dogs, 7 of them
28. Feared them ever since
29. Random dogs that is
30. I like dogs that I have a bond with
31. Example? Our dogs in Kenya
32. Not a fan of balloons either
33. Don’t laugh
34. Sounds weird, I know
35. I am terrified of,
36. Noise they make when popped
37. They remind me of gun shots
38. Heard them during Saba Saba riots
39. Early July 1990
40. Bloody Nyayo police
41. Live bullets and all
42. Opened fire on us
43. God was watching over me
44. Someone behind me dropped dead
45. Pushing on
46. Have loads of happy memories too
47. Eldoret 1986-1990
48. Residing with cucu
49. Enjoyed all those years
50. My family are great
51. All of them
52. Yes they get on my nerves
53. Yes they annoy me
54. Of course we fight
55. Uh but so do all families
56. And in spite of all this, I
57. Love each and every
58. Last one
59. But this list is about ME
60. End of family stuff
61. By the way
62. Look at the first letter of
63. Every line
64. Special message contained
65. So where was I?
66. Easier than I thought
67. Doing this list
68. Though I am still scared
69. Only 30 to go
70. Did you know?
71. Am half-adopted
72. Yes I was surprised too
73. And guess how/where I found out?
74. No guess.
75. Down in London
76. Front desk
77. Of the American Embassy
78. Remember mum saying
79. “Eh there was something I forgot to tell you�
80. Voice failed me
81. Eyes watered
82. Rage filled me
83. Lady at the desk looked stunned
84. Oh I was 17 at the time!
85. Am over that now
86. Discovered recently
87. Should I really say it?
88. Oh what the heck
89. Found out I have
90. Like a small crush
91. On a blogger!
92. Very funny
93. Entertains me no end!
94. Mich knows
95. Am nearly done
96. More could have been said
97. And if feel like you need a bit more
98. Just go back to the top
99. And read it again
100. You should by now have worked out what the first letter of every line spells.

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Comments

  1. Charlie Williams says

    Sat 26th March 2005 at 5:51 am

    That’s a very interesting list Kui. Well done!

    Mama JunkYard Says: Thank you Charlie, I wish I had the ability to write as openly as you do.

  2. Mshairi says

    Sat 26th March 2005 at 12:12 pm

    Lots of melodrama here 🙂 (in a nice way, of course:-) So we get on your nerves, do we? Who is blogger crush? Tell me and I’ll tell you mine – it’s the one you think:-)I got the hidden message. Same to you. Any prizes going?

    Mama JunkYard Says: You and this melodrama. People just don’t do things for free anymore eh? Ati prizes! As for getting on my nerves…LOL actually you guys rarely do but it had fit in with what I was trying to spell. The blogger crush can not be revealed here, I may offend him. As for yours…hahahaha….does he own a plane?

  3. Tarrrant says

    Sat 26th March 2005 at 1:53 pm

    I have read thousands of 100 things about me posts on message boards and blogs and this one simply takes the cake for the best one I have ever read. Thanks for the smile!

    Mama JunkYard Says: Thank you very much Tarrant.

  4. Tarrrant says

    Sat 26th March 2005 at 1:53 pm

    BTW-Hope you have a wonderful and blessed Easter as well.

  5. nicholasgichu says

    Sat 26th March 2005 at 5:12 pm

    1.very creative-the 1st letter of each line.damn that was original.

    2. shame on u for buying time #1-10

    3. a small crush on a certain blogger can i throw in my guesses…i have some bloggers in mind!! wink! wink!

    4. Adopted????????

    5. i thought u celebrated ur 31st birthday last year??????

    6. ha

    7. loads of love to you too have a happy easter and enjoy the movie. i just watched HITCH!!!!!

    Mama JunkYard Says:
    1. Please! Tell me something I don’t know 🙂
    2. It’s my blog, my list..kama iko shida..shauri yako
    3. List them basi
    4. Yes, adopted – and there isn’t room for anyone else
    5. kettle pot?
    6. ha? ha ha!
    7. we can swap notes on the film.
    8. I see you corrected my name – this ceasefire is just for the Easter period sio? So hata wewe enjoy yourself and be blessed, cousin Nick

  6. nicholasgichu says

    Sun 27th March 2005 at 5:07 am

    cousin…oh finally am accepted into the family…
    yup this 2days shall be tranquil as a summer breeze…white flags galore…family shouldnt fight over easter!!!

  7. M says

    Sun 27th March 2005 at 10:11 am

    – Interesting list
    – Feel you on the Nyayo Cops!!!
    – Peer pressure is definitely at work here 🙂
    – I shall attempt the same this week 🙂

    Mama JunkYard Says: Yes..you need to have a go pia.

  8. Life Moments says

    Sun 27th March 2005 at 2:24 pm

    I wish I had a 100 comments but I think this one is just enough.

    Ps: Don’t you think there’s a postive side to you being adopted, just try to think about it 😉

    Mama JunkYard Says: Torments, you are giving me advice on how to be positive? 🙂 I am no longer upset about the whole (half) adoption thing. 99.9% of the time I don’t even think about.

  9. nicholasgichu says

    Mon 28th March 2005 at 7:16 am

    in response to comment left on mshairi’s..till monday sunset right?
    Now will that be affected by daylight saving? a lil ka-juaji bird has been informin me on this concept…so ebu tell me where and where!!!

    happy easter nonetheless

    Mama JunkYard Says: How can you disregard our peace treaty? You wait until I have disarmed my troops and then you attack? Gunia wewe. The war is back on. Sod Easter wishes. Oh and again I had to remove the yahoo smilie code. Some of the symbols conflict with HTML.

  10. Memoire says

    Mon 28th March 2005 at 2:52 pm

    Wow I love this, love the hidden message also. I never liked balloons either and I also kumbuka the saba saba melodrama mpaka schools were closed for a week. Great list MJ

    Mama JunkYard Says I am so happy someone else does not like balloons. That Saba Saba stuff was mad but schools being closed was so much fun.

  11. kaki says

    Mon 28th March 2005 at 3:50 pm

    Ga!
    You found out at the embassy!!! Oh my….! Your list was the bomb!

    And most important question of all..WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON????!!! This is so juicy I am dancing in my seat.

    Mama JunkYard Says: Thanks and I hope you fanya your soon. As for the crush…LMAO…my lips are sealed but you are welcome to guess away.

  12. Wambui says

    Mon 28th March 2005 at 7:59 pm

    How do you “find out” that you have a crush on someone? 😉

    Mama JunkYard Says: When someone asks you “do you have a crush on me?” and you realise your first answer is giggle giggle giggle. That’s how. 🙂

  13. Wambui says

    Tue 29th March 2005 at 12:30 am

    LOL!

  14. Ted says

    Tue 29th March 2005 at 2:27 pm

    I loved this list.. especially enlightening were some of the predicaments you’ve been through… wow.

    And you have a blog crush???? Now I’m jealous!!

    Mama JunkYard Says: Ted you would have so easily been a blog crush had you not attempted to leave the blogsphere.

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