Below is the transcript of a real conversation I had last night with a friend of a friend:
Him: Are you Kenyan?
Me: Yes! How did you guess?
Him: Because you speak like an Indian.
Indeed!
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LOL! I have had a few of those:
Stranger: Hey are you kenyan?
Me: yeah. How did you know?
Stranger: You have one of those Tyra Banks”s forehead
ME: Gee, i don’t know where to say thank you or slap you.
LOL……..aki now that is a low blow!
Have you recovered? Scratch that question…….most of us never will!
hahahahahaahahahahahaah
i guess vu wa not amused! only? does ur cousin sister and onty’s speak the same?
Ati what? They should go and meet your hubby, that should change their mind instantly!!!!
haha!! iv heard that one before!! what is that about???
like an Indian huh! that is a first..never heard that before.
And what is the story with foreheads? heard it enough times in the west. what are people supposed to have in place of the forehead? a third ear maybe
say vhat?
lol have bee accused of having an accent sometimes a west african accent that is very annoying….
pole lakini
How did the conversation end eventually? I am curious – knowing you…
Sadly most kenyan Mama’s have “five”heads hence the forehead comments.
Conversation on a Dublin street:
Paddy: Sorry, could you tell me what time is it now?
Wn: It’s just gone past half four.
Paddy: Thanks a million! You speak good english-where do you come from, originally?
Wn: Kenya
Paddy: Oh Kenya, Did you learn to speak your english in Ireland?
Wn: No I’ve been speaking english since I was knee high to a bullfrog!